Forever & Always

overninekillian:

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGAH THAN YOUURRRSSSS!

rocketfists:

adambloghart:

You probably don’t understand how much the Disney Tarzan soundtrack means to me.

I wanna know. Can you show me?

eclipsepoetry:

He laughed when she begged him to stay.

“Don’t you know

I was always 

meant to leave?”

And he sank slowly

beneath

the heavens. 

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

weagueofwegends:

Losing a 60 minute game…

alecstasy:

alecstasy:

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

youdontlanadelsay:

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast